patrigue (apple inc. and etc) created by somescrub
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Morning Jog

Patrigue figured he needed to lose a few pounds and took up the activity of jogging. However, upon inspection of his wardrobe, he found that he was not in possession of proper jogging shirts or jogging shorts. After deliberating on this fact, he figured it would be best to simply forgo them and walked out the door with a smile on his face, his iPod in his hand, his sneakers on his feet, and... well, nothing else on.

Not many people were up this early in the morning, but those that were couldn't help but stop and stare at the naked avian strutting around with everything bare to the world. Some gasped silently. Some shouted at him to cover himself. Some even catcalled and asked for his number. Patrigue was oblivious to it all, with the music in his earbuds at max volume.

Twenty minutes later, after a lap around the neighborhood, he ended up back in front of his house, sweaty and worn out. Entering the house, he felt proud about how he was finally taking the initiative to get himself in better shape even without the workout gear. A pain in his ts brought him out of his reveling.

"Ow!.... Maybe if I stretch first," he said rubbing the small of his back, "I can jog farther next time."

Blacklisted

    This is channel 9 from your local tv, and on to the live news: there is running green parrot with no clothes on Joseph street the police will be shortly in space of his area, thank you this is Amanda Owl from channel 9

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  • xelion said:
    This is channel 9 from your local tv, and on to the live news: there is running green parrot with no clothes on Joseph street the police will be shortly in space of his area, thank you this is Amanda Owl from channel 9

    Oh please, public nudity isn't illegal in the furry world; if it was 90 percent of the population would be in jail

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  • xelion said:
    the police will be shortly in space of his area

    Nah, it's a good neighborhood.

    The only reason the police would come around would be to take pictures.

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  • Patrigue said:
    Nah, it's a good neighborhood.

    The only reason the police would come around would be to take pictures.

    Isn't that more or less what I said?

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