let bro cook >:(

You recon he'll punish him?

judging by that empty inventory bro just started let him play ‼️‼️‼️

knothandler said:
judging by that empty inventory bro just started let him play ‼️‼️‼️

probably a different save file as well

Alright so let's do a little investigating, shall we? That there Minecraft player has no armor bars and no hunger lost along with no health gone yet, so you'd think that this is a brand new world right? Well, no. For this to be a new world we would have to explain some things.

Let's start with the main course, the creeper. Creepers don't naturally spawn in light, and you might argue that above the player's spawn location was an area which met the spawn requirements for the creeper (low light leer, room to spawn, close enough to player, creeper can jump off), who then decided to jump down and blow up the player. The problem with this is that it can't happen. In the background we can see a single oak tree, pretty close to the player, and flat, grassy area. Because the tree is so close yet on the edge of the grass, that means that this is a cliff the player is standing on and that the tree is on the edge of it. Also, this is a little high up too, because even with the lowest render distance, you would have to be quite the ways up to not be able to see the ground anymore. Also, I do not believe that players can spawn under blocks, and there are also no shadows on the ground in front, due to the creeper being in front of the player, there is no way the creeper spawned in naturally on the first day.
Secondly, you might think that this is a new world that the Lucario made to kill themselves in hardcore mode (Weird but I'll humor it). Again, cannot be true. Now, that this is a hardcore world, and hardcore worlds cannot spawn in with cheats enabled, you gotta change the LAN for that, which is already weird enough just to blow yourself up. Well, easy, the Lucario used cheats to spawn in a creeper, right? Well, I tested, and you would have to double the time a creeper takes to blow up (not possible in vanilla, which we're all going to assume this is) for the text to disappear. All messages and commands leave a trace behind before slowly fading, and if you turn off the visibility for that stuff, you can't use chat yourself.. And though I might excuse some things, going through the effort of turning it on and off to secretly kill yourself with a creeper is not even something a deranged teenage drunk lunatic would do, not even for the shits and giggles.

But now, instead of attacking your beliefs and ideals, allow me to defend my own for fair play. After, all, what good is debunking yours if mine is no good either?

The player, now assuming this isn't a new world and is one the guy has already played in, is standing with nothing on a flat area. This does seem strange, don't get me wrong, but have you ever had a pet die in Minecraft? Or maybe break that one tool that carried you through thick and thin? You almost always get into roleplay, from a little to a lot. And what do you do when your beloved Ruffles fell on some hard stone? You hold a funeral, lest you be a monster. And if you're any more invested into the RP as the next guy, you get a little formal. You put down your weapons, you take off your armor, you do things that do not benefit you or even negatively impact you because you're into the RP. So who is to say that the guy wasn't grieving his dead dog or broken god pickaxe and being emotional about it? It takes true strength to show your weakness, and this man has opened his heart and let tears flow, he has put aside every one of his items and dug a grave near his favorite tree to bury and honor the lost. Lest ye be heartless creatures of the night, I say unto thee: Weep, for you are guilty of assumption! Apologize before the man who has lost all he had and shown that he was broken!
But anyways, this is all just me having some fun with Minecraft knowledge. Of course, I know artists don't usually think of Minecraft mechanics when drawing chonk butt, but I find it entertaining to bring some thoughts into them, like Game Theory. Bringing science where it wasn't first in mind. Also, feel absolutely free to argue back, object or even just agree with me about all this, I would be elated to have a true debate. Anyways, all the best to you, whether you came here jerking off and ended up reading my essay or otherwise. All of you have a great day! :)
P.S. My "v" key is broken and I have to manually paste it in every time I want to use it using my mouse and right-clicking, so if you find any ones that are missing, know that I really tried, there's a lot of those letters in here.

ragnarius said:
Alright so let's do a little investigating, shall we? That there Minecraft player has no armor bars and no hunger lost along with no health gone yet, so you'd think that this is a brand new world right? Well, no. For this to be a new world we would have to explain some things.

Let's start with the main course, the creeper. Creepers don't naturally spawn in light, and you might argue that above the player's spawn location was an area which met the spawn requirements for the creeper (low light leer, room to spawn, close enough to player, creeper can jump off), who then decided to jump down and blow up the player. The problem with this is that it can't happen. In the background we can see a single oak tree, pretty close to the player, and flat, grassy area. Because the tree is so close yet on the edge of the grass, that means that this is a cliff the player is standing on and that the tree is on the edge of it. Also, this is a little high up too, because even with the lowest render distance, you would have to be quite the ways up to not be able to see the ground anymore. Also, I do not believe that players can spawn under blocks, and there are also no shadows on the ground in front, due to the creeper being in front of the player, there is no way the creeper spawned in naturally on the first day.
Secondly, you might think that this is a new world that the Lucario made to kill themselves in hardcore mode (Weird but I'll humor it). Again, cannot be true. Now, that this is a hardcore world, and hardcore worlds cannot spawn in with cheats enabled, you gotta change the LAN for that, which is already weird enough just to blow yourself up. Well, easy, the Lucario used cheats to spawn in a creeper, right? Well, I tested, and you would have to double the time a creeper takes to blow up (not possible in vanilla, which we're all going to assume this is) for the text to disappear. All messages and commands leave a trace behind before slowly fading, and if you turn off the visibility for that stuff, you can't use chat yourself.. And though I might excuse some things, going through the effort of turning it on and off to secretly kill yourself with a creeper is not even something a deranged teenage drunk lunatic would do, not even for the shits and giggles.

But now, instead of attacking your beliefs and ideals, allow me to defend my own for fair play. After, all, what good is debunking yours if mine is no good either?

The player, now assuming this isn't a new world and is one the guy has already played in, is standing with nothing on a flat area. This does seem strange, don't get me wrong, but have you ever had a pet die in Minecraft? Or maybe break that one tool that carried you through thick and thin? You almost always get into roleplay, from a little to a lot. And what do you do when your beloved Ruffles fell on some hard stone? You hold a funeral, lest you be a monster. And if you're any more invested into the RP as the next guy, you get a little formal. You put down your weapons, you take off your armor, you do things that do not benefit you or even negatively impact you because you're into the RP. So who is to say that the guy wasn't grieving his dead dog or broken god pickaxe and being emotional about it? It takes true strength to show your weakness, and this man has opened his heart and let tears flow, he has put aside every one of his items and dug a grave near his favorite tree to bury and honor the lost. Lest ye be heartless creatures of the night, I say unto thee: Weep, for you are guilty of assumption! Apologize before the man who has lost all he had and shown that he was broken!
But anyways, this is all just me having some fun with Minecraft knowledge. Of course, I know artists don't usually think of Minecraft mechanics when drawing chonk butt, but I find it entertaining to bring some thoughts into them, like Game Theory. Bringing science where it wasn't first in mind. Also, feel absolutely free to argue back, object or even just agree with me about all this, I would be elated to have a true debate. Anyways, all the best to you, whether you came here jerking off and ended up reading my essay or otherwise. All of you have a great day! :)
P.S. My "v" key is broken and I have to manually paste it in every time I want to use it using my mouse and right-clicking, so if you find any ones that are missing, know that I really tried, there's a lot of those letters in here.

mutcho texto

ragnarius said:
Alright so let's do a little investigating, shall we? That there Minecraft player has no armor bars and no hunger lost along with no health gone yet, so you'd think that this is a brand new world right? Well, no. For this to be a new world we would have to explain some things.

Let's start with the main course, the creeper. Creepers don't naturally spawn in light, and you might argue that above the player's spawn location was an area which met the spawn requirements for the creeper (low light leer, room to spawn, close enough to player, creeper can jump off), who then decided to jump down and blow up the player. The problem with this is that it can't happen. In the background we can see a single oak tree, pretty close to the player, and flat, grassy area. Because the tree is so close yet on the edge of the grass, that means that this is a cliff the player is standing on and that the tree is on the edge of it. Also, this is a little high up too, because even with the lowest render distance, you would have to be quite the ways up to not be able to see the ground anymore. Also, I do not believe that players can spawn under blocks, and there are also no shadows on the ground in front, due to the creeper being in front of the player, there is no way the creeper spawned in naturally on the first day.
Secondly, you might think that this is a new world that the Lucario made to kill themselves in hardcore mode (Weird but I'll humor it). Again, cannot be true. Now, that this is a hardcore world, and hardcore worlds cannot spawn in with cheats enabled, you gotta change the LAN for that, which is already weird enough just to blow yourself up. Well, easy, the Lucario used cheats to spawn in a creeper, right? Well, I tested, and you would have to double the time a creeper takes to blow up (not possible in vanilla, which we're all going to assume this is) for the text to disappear. All messages and commands leave a trace behind before slowly fading, and if you turn off the visibility for that stuff, you can't use chat yourself.. And though I might excuse some things, going through the effort of turning it on and off to secretly kill yourself with a creeper is not even something a deranged teenage drunk lunatic would do, not even for the shits and giggles.

But now, instead of attacking your beliefs and ideals, allow me to defend my own for fair play. After, all, what good is debunking yours if mine is no good either?

The player, now assuming this isn't a new world and is one the guy has already played in, is standing with nothing on a flat area. This does seem strange, don't get me wrong, but have you ever had a pet die in Minecraft? Or maybe break that one tool that carried you through thick and thin? You almost always get into roleplay, from a little to a lot. And what do you do when your beloved Ruffles fell on some hard stone? You hold a funeral, lest you be a monster. And if you're any more invested into the RP as the next guy, you get a little formal. You put down your weapons, you take off your armor, you do things that do not benefit you or even negatively impact you because you're into the RP. So who is to say that the guy wasn't grieving his dead dog or broken god pickaxe and being emotional about it? It takes true strength to show your weakness, and this man has opened his heart and let tears flow, he has put aside every one of his items and dug a grave near his favorite tree to bury and honor the lost. Lest ye be heartless creatures of the night, I say unto thee: Weep, for you are guilty of assumption! Apologize before the man who has lost all he had and shown that he was broken!
But anyways, this is all just me having some fun with Minecraft knowledge. Of course, I know artists don't usually think of Minecraft mechanics when drawing chonk butt, but I find it entertaining to bring some thoughts into them, like Game Theory. Bringing science where it wasn't first in mind. Also, feel absolutely free to argue back, object or even just agree with me about all this, I would be elated to have a true debate. Anyways, all the best to you, whether you came here jerking off and ended up reading my essay or otherwise. All of you have a great day! :)
P.S. My "v" key is broken and I have to manually paste it in every time I want to use it using my mouse and right-clicking, so if you find any ones that are missing, know that I really tried, there's a lot of those letters in here.

Gonna be honest bro, ain't no one reading that shit

hypurrkat1 said:
Gonna be honest bro, ain't no one reading that shit

I am.

carlbz said:
I am.

Was the wall of text factual?

citriencitrus said:
Was the wall of text factual?

Yes