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    If you don't want to get pregnant just tell the sperm no, it legally cannot impregnate you without your permission.

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  • panzer_iv said:
    If you don't want to get pregnant just tell the sperm no, it legally cannot impregnate you without your permission.

    Instructions unclear, I have triplets now. How is that even possible, I'm a guy

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  • panzer_iv said:
    If you don't want to get pregnant just tell the sperm no, it legally cannot impregnate you without your permission.

    Reminds me of this quote that Todd Akin during a US Senate election in 2012 said , "If it's a legitimate rape, the female body has ways to try to shut that whole thing down.”

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  • mememaker1 said:
    Instructions unclear, I have triplets now. How is that even possible, I'm a guy

    Hmmm, an odd situation indeed, have you tried turning your genitals off and on again?

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  • panzer_iv said:
    Hmmm, an odd situation indeed, have you tried turning your genitals off and on again?

    Just tried, but it didn't work. This is most unusual, and I fear I may not survive

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  • mememaker1 said:
    Just tried, but it didn't work. This is most unusual, and I fear I may not survive

    In that case I suggest become forklift certified, this will assert dominance and show your new children you are the parental figure, congrats on the triplets 🎉

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  • panzer_iv said:
    In that case I suggest become forklift certified, this will assert dominance and show your new children you are the parental figure, congrats on the triplets 🎉

    I shall become forklift certified at the earliest convenience, thank you for the advice. With this, I shall surely come out of this better than I was going in

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