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he was bound to piss off the wrong person eventually

sybil model by: WARFAREMACHINE

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    why im crying i was suppose to be horny nooooooo !!! come back bro ! d'ont let us alone whit my hornyness !!!

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  • A real man has been lost this day, have a good one bass boosted soldier you will be missed

    all right enough chat where's the dragon balls at so we can un-crack his

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  • nooooo not the bassed boosted solider. i do hope this aint the end of him. if is, then someone should take the position of the bassed boosted solider.

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  • Damn, the post got taken down too.

    R.I.P. Bass Boosted Soldier, you'll be missed.

    EDIT: Yay, it's back!

    Updated

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  • No fun allowed. Move along gents.
    Edit: Oh? It was restored?
    For once, actually... thank you, Mairo.

    Updated

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  • He served his time well, giving us the lols. Hope his balls can be uncracked so we can have him back 🫡.

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  • How can this gigachad of a man shrug of a heart attack like nothing but dies to a mere kick to the balls? are they his weakpoint? what colour do they glow? and what are their damage multipliers?

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  • I really wanna beat the shit outta someone now. I know it won't help, but it'll make me feel better.

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  • I will probably never know but want to know...
    What shenanigans had to be going on behind the scenes for this as it relates to the facts:
    1. posted
    2. approved
    3. removed
    4. edit was posted to satisfy why removed
    5. edit removed for posting removed content that made the muster
    6. reinstated original

    Now, this is not anywhere or anyway negativity on the staff that try to follow what the rules say for posting here. This is well their rules, domain, website and I respect that.

    Been slapped a few times myself here too, and I own those. I effed up.

    But its hilarious to me to me to know the process that brought this full circle.

    Sometimes, you have to draw outside the lines.

    And im a few beers in right now, the condition that was present that got me slapped before... Crap 8-)

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  • bruoh said:
    How can this gigachad of a man shrug of a heart attack like nothing but dies to a mere kick to the balls? are they his weakpoint? what colour do they glow? and what are their damage multipliers?

    Bro, that's Sybil. THAT ASS means she's got some leg power. PLUS her greaves?

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  • I never realized how much the dude sounds like an AI voice of Bojack Horseman. I mean even the monologue fits him.

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  • NOOOO THIS CAN'T END LIKE THIS !!!!

    We need to find a way, anything to bring him back...

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  • A little behind the scenes:

    Our beloved soldier was voiced via "AI" and not an actual performer. After a talk, Turborenegade decided to move away from using "AI", though it meant that if BBS ever returned, he'd need to have an actual voice actor who sounded somewhat similar since Turborenegade doesn't really sound like him and he was meant as a shitpost joke anyway.

    Still, Turborenegade wanted to avoid using "AI" even in shitposts since it's such blatant theft and can permanently taint an artist's reputation.

    So, rest easy, Soldier. May your fellow soldiers fight through the tears and uphold your divine comedic censorship.

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  • daneasaur said:
    A little behind the scenes:

    Our beloved soldier was voiced via "AI" and not an actual performer. After a talk, Turborenegade decided to move away from using "AI", though it meant that if BBS ever returned, he'd need to have an actual voice actor who sounded somewhat similar since Turborenegade doesn't really sound like him and he was meant as a shitpost joke anyway.

    Still, Turborenegade wanted to avoid using "AI" even in shitposts since it's such blatant theft and can permanently taint an artist's reputation.

    So, rest easy, Soldier. May your fellow soldiers fight through the tears and uphold your divine comedic censorship.

    I personally never understood the whole "AI audio being theft" thing, since it it be applied to many audio uses as well.

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  • swashbucklist said:
    You take the Dragon Radar to find those, I'll take a plastic baggie filled with ice to find his.

    I got like two dragon balls, the four and five stars to be specific

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  • I feel like BBS won't let a simple kick to the balls stop em for now I'm sure he'll be back and mess with Sybil twice as much now for that

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  • He had a good reason at the beginning of this whole thing. His partner was having sex with the... "assets" on the job when he shouldn't be doing that. It was nice that he was kind of a realistic take on coworkers on finding out on who you're screwing with and endangering both of your jobs. I kinda want to see him that kind of reasoning again next time he shows up.

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  • Lyrics:
    Oh shit! Hey idiots, mind if I―

    AAAHHHhhhh!!

    So, I guess that's it then, huh?
    I'd always thought I would go out with a bang
    I just didn't think the bang would be between my legs
    Not the best way to go out, I'll it
    But I guess you don't always get a say
    in how your story ends.
    But hey! I can't say it wasn't fun while it lasted.

    The shock on their faces when I bursted in,
    like some twisted fucking guardian angel of celibacy,
    I was always there to ruin the moment.
    But now, I can't help but wonder:
    "why? why did I do it?"―better yet―"why did I continue to do it?"
    maybe it was the laughter,
    the thrill of the chaos,
    the control I had during their intimate moments.

    And sure, I guess ou could say I did have control over them,
    But what's the point of controlling the lives of others
    when you can't even control your own?
    Beneath it all I think I was just lonely
    too afraid to let anyone in,
    too scared to let myself be vulnerable,
    just a man―flawed and fragile―just like anyone else.
    Maybe I've hidden behind this persona for so long,
    that I forgot who I am.

    Funny how clarity comes when you
    are staring death in the face.
    Suddenly all the noise fades away,
    and you are left with the truth of it all.

    I don't know.
    I'm not gonna lie to myself
    and say that I regret it―I don't―but
    there is a twinge, you know?
    A 'what if',
    what if I had been kinder?
    What if I let myself love and be loved?
    What if I found meaning beyond being a walking punchline?
    What if... hum...
    At the end of the day,
    turns out the one thing you can't interrupt is time
    weird how that works, isn't it?
    Ha!

    Well, that's enough stalling
    God's waitin'
    or at least he'd better be...

    Updated

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