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"Mall stroll on the magic potty"

Lil pup figured that given the low and slow pace today at the mall it would be a nice chance to try out these weird but kinda cute mall cars for kids. Not to drive of course, just curious if they're confortable, no one was around to see him.

Or so he thought. As it turns out, there is such thing as a 'fun police', and this one female officer happened to be an off duty living plushie, chilling among other toys.

Normally its not an issue for adults to play with toys, everyone deserves fun after all. However, things designed specifically for young ones, that could break when played with by someone older, is a clear violation of toy code, not to mention the possible repair damage cost for the owners, and the fact a future kid wont be able to enjoy this toy because of an irresponsible adult.

The moment the pup sat his butt on the dino, the plushie's magic began to warp things around the pup in order to enact appropriate punishment.
"He wants to have fun, but is too old for this toy... toy is not yet damaged, so lighter punishment is to be applied." thought the plushie to herself. "No consideration for consequences, clear lack of judgement.. requires corrective action."
"Conclusion, allow playing with desired toy by matching physical age to behavorial."

And so it did. The Dino's and the plushie's eyes glowed, and barely seconds after sitting still, the pup began aging down, much to his delight, since he was used to this kind of thing happening, and quite enjoyed it.

The plushie, however, wasn't having it. "One of those.. enjoyment out of punishment requires further action.", the pup's clothes began ripping apart and turning into diapers, one of which was wrapping itself onto his hump, and becoming very much oversized for his current age, now reaching that of a toddler. The other diapers floated around, and then fell down on to the dino, now wider, flatter.. a potty, a pretty wide one...

"Still not enough," thought the plushie, now recalling the pup comitted this violation due the perceived opportunity of not being seen. "Time for a public stroll." and so, the dino began to walk as per its original design.

Brings a whole new meaning to porta-potty
...
As they walked around, bystanders stared, pondered, and snickered at how cute it was to see a pup on a leashed dino being walked by a plushie.

The pup was as happy as he was ashamed, he felt as if he would get younger out of sheer embarassment.
This time however, the plushie was confident in her punishment. "Even if they enjoy being humiliated, they always regret the damage to their idendity later on." she said to herself.

As they walked around, the plushie wondered how long was enough for the pup's punishment. By now, they have already circled the entire mall twice, and the pup would get hungry or need a change soon.

That's when it dawned in her, she was still off duty, on vacation, and was looking for a good kid to 'adopt her' and play with for the time being. And seeing as the now barely half a year old pup was unlikely, and incapable, of reporting a little bit of toy misconduct, she figured it may be time for her to play instead of being played with.

She grabbed the pups grown up documentation inside the folded diapers, looked for his address, and headed out the mall after leading the dino back to its original position and shape, and after buying a stroller and supplies for the pup on his credit card. He is sure to not want grow up if he knows in how much debt he will be. That little devil~

By the way, plushies have a very different value of time, and she's got at least a few decades worth of accumulatted vacation~

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