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Friendship ended with sex toy.
Now Tulip is my only friend

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    Without context I thought she unplugged his dear off

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  • Well Tulip, if you really care about Saffron sleeping just let him cum, no?

    Edit: btw, shouldn't the tags be saffron_(Vanilla_Candy) instead of saffron_(Unicorn_Blood)?

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  • Hey..... he helped you out when you were horny in unicorn blood, why can't he help himself :o

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  • Secret third option:

    A live reading of "Go The Fuck to Sleep" by Samuel L. Jackson.

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  • jax_cat said:
    Bruh those ain't cheap

    just checked amazon, what the actual fuck lmao. now i understand why people get their cylinders stuck in mini m&ms tubes.

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  • waffles_ii said:
    just checked amazon, what the actual fuck lmao. now i understand why people get their cylinders stuck in mini m&ms tubes.

    Just another reason it is imparative the cylinder is unharmed

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